Sup?

Hye Peoples! Umm. . . Just so you know. . . I'm not Arief. So, yea. I'm Ima, a friend of Arief. . . And i'm mindlessly blogging at his blog because he is too lazy to type anything here. So. . . Pfft. Anyhoo, yea. Considering this is dear Arief's blog, i ain't gonna put much here. Because. . . Well. . . Its a guy's blog! The only reason he made one is coz he got the idea from me! Pfft. Aite. Damage control time.
Arief is currently single. Yes he is girls! Though he is mostly interested in Chinese Girls. Heyh. Its not racist, kayh! We don't do that kind of shite. He is also a nerd. Yes he is. I guess he's mostly dedicated to his PS3 or whatever guys like. Owh. And most importantly. . . He is a goddamn pervert! But heyh. Thats what i love about my friend. LOLZ. So. . . I guess thats it. Hope you like this Arief! Enjoy! *wink*
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Form For Any Person You Hate...

FOREWORD

Print it out and just send it to any person you hate.

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Please tick the boxes with an 'X' on the following things you want to describe on someone

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Dear,

[_] Inferior being
[_] Worthless being
[_] Douche
[_] h4x0rz
[_] Wanker
[_] Guy who touches himself
[_] n00blet
[_] Pile of n00b
[_] Ye who hath incurred mine wrath
[_] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee
[_] Asshat
[_] l00zerx
[_] Ass digger
[_] Ass licker
[_] Bunghole
[_] Anal worshipper
[_] Dillhole
[_] Cock sucker
[_] Lulz cow
[_] Other (Please specify)

You are being flamed because:

[_] You exist
[_] You posted an accusation with no proof
[_] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[_] You posted a me > u thread
[_] You broke our Captain Planet summons
[_] You posted a worthless thread
[_] You continued a long, stupid thread
[_] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[_] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[_] You haven't read the TOS
[_] You made baby Jesus cry
[_] You touch yourself at night
[_] You molest your own father
[_] You insulted the power of the Force
[_] You insulted the power of Chuck Norris
[_] You whine too much
[_] You bitch alot
[_] You don't know which board to post in
[_] You just plain suck
[_] You posted false information
[_] You posted something totally uninteresting
[_] You double posted
[_] You killed a kitten
[_] You murdered a kitten
[_] You double posted false, totally uninteresting information while killing a kitten
[_] You're spamming MY thread
[_] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[_] You posted racist crap
[_] You ARE racist crap
[_] You are crap
[_] I don't like your tone of voice
[_] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[_] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[_] u use 2 much txt tlk
[_] You and your wife are related
[_] You dated my sister
[_] You dated my brother
[_] You made love to my dog
[_] You made love to my dog while dating my brother and/or sister
[_] You insulted the power of Fwee
[_] You're breathing too much of my Oxygen
[_] You disturb my awesomeness
[_] u iz h4x0rz
[_] Other (please Specify)

In punishment, you must:
[_] Give up your new user account
[_] Cease and desist all asshattery, idiocy, and stupidity at once
[_] Shut up and get the hell out
[_] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[_] Actually post something relevant
[_] Read the ****ing TOS
[_] Read the ****ing TOS again
[_] Call Barack Obama and inform him he sucks
[_] Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
[_] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[_] Reach over 9000
[_] Stand in the corner
[_] Sit in the corner wearing a 'Douche' cone hat
[_] Touch yo' mama and say she got the smoothest boobs ever to your dad
[_] Dip your sack in water and then stick it to a frozen telephone pole
[_] Go to your room with no supper
[_] Steal Kirby's steal-proof cake
[_] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[_] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[_] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[_] Boil yourself and be fed to Kirby
[_] Take a bath in bleach
[_] Drink out of a spitoon
[_] Kiss my ass
[_] Bum-puck a dolphin
[_] Help a Blue Whale masturbate
[_] Bring pleasure to a gay monkey and/or lion
[_] Eat my ass
[_] Eat my shorts
[_] Grind a rail on your sack
[_] Get off of my internets
[_] All of the above
[_] All of the above at once
[_] All of the above again
[_] Other (Please specify)

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[_] Fwee
[_] Pweef
[_] Rawr
[_] Go die
[_] I r winar
[_] 1 R 1337
[_] lolpwnt
[_] GG no re
[_] Bite me
[_] i Iz t3h 0wnAg3!11!
[_] Get a life
[_] Me > you
[_] Me > a piece of rock > you
[_] Never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[_] post moar cowbell plz
[_] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[_] NOBODY EXPECTS JINJO
[_] n00b
[_] Go to hell
[_] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Take your **** somewhere else
[_] shut up and get the hell out
[_] You suck again
[_] *fkees*
[_] Learn to post or get the hell out
[_] i (an haz moar cowb3ll and r00t b33r plz?
[_] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] Quit your whining and bake me some ham
[_] kthxbai
[_] lrn2read
[_] DO A BARREL ROLL
[_] :U
[_] OWNED!
[_] PWNED!
[_] OWNED! OWNED!
[_] OWNED! PWNED!
[_] All of the above
[_] Other (Please specify)

Signed:

[_] The commitee for a dumbass-free GFAQs.
[_] The Spanish Inquisition
[_] The French Martyr Society
[_] The Italian Spaghetti cooks
[_] Your mom
[_] Your brain
[_] Jesus
[_] That annoying fat guy from Borat
[_] Baby Jesus
[_] The awesomeness that is, Me
[_] BATMAN!
[_] Hannah Friggin' Montana
[_] Your grandma
[_] Barack Obama
[_] McCain
[_] A lolcat
[_] Hilary Clinton
[_] President Schwarzenegger
[_] Vice President Lennon
[_] C.E.O. of Jonas Brothers Gay Toys
[_] Chuck Norris
[_] Space Alienz
[_] Space Alienz from Mars
[_] A member of Happy Tree Friends
[_] United States of l33tz
[_] The Catholic Church
[_] Willy Wonka
[_] Captain Crunch
[_] Me, you stupid
[_] All of the above
[_] Other (Please specify)