Form For Any Person You Hate...

FOREWORD

Print it out and just send it to any person you hate.

=D

Please tick the boxes with an 'X' on the following things you want to describe on someone

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Dear,

[_] Inferior being
[_] Worthless being
[_] Douche
[_] h4x0rz
[_] Wanker
[_] Guy who touches himself
[_] n00blet
[_] Pile of n00b
[_] Ye who hath incurred mine wrath
[_] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee
[_] Asshat
[_] l00zerx
[_] Ass digger
[_] Ass licker
[_] Bunghole
[_] Anal worshipper
[_] Dillhole
[_] Cock sucker
[_] Lulz cow
[_] Other (Please specify)

You are being flamed because:

[_] You exist
[_] You posted an accusation with no proof
[_] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[_] You posted a me > u thread
[_] You broke our Captain Planet summons
[_] You posted a worthless thread
[_] You continued a long, stupid thread
[_] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[_] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[_] You haven't read the TOS
[_] You made baby Jesus cry
[_] You touch yourself at night
[_] You molest your own father
[_] You insulted the power of the Force
[_] You insulted the power of Chuck Norris
[_] You whine too much
[_] You bitch alot
[_] You don't know which board to post in
[_] You just plain suck
[_] You posted false information
[_] You posted something totally uninteresting
[_] You double posted
[_] You killed a kitten
[_] You murdered a kitten
[_] You double posted false, totally uninteresting information while killing a kitten
[_] You're spamming MY thread
[_] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[_] You posted racist crap
[_] You ARE racist crap
[_] You are crap
[_] I don't like your tone of voice
[_] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[_] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[_] u use 2 much txt tlk
[_] You and your wife are related
[_] You dated my sister
[_] You dated my brother
[_] You made love to my dog
[_] You made love to my dog while dating my brother and/or sister
[_] You insulted the power of Fwee
[_] You're breathing too much of my Oxygen
[_] You disturb my awesomeness
[_] u iz h4x0rz
[_] Other (please Specify)

In punishment, you must:
[_] Give up your new user account
[_] Cease and desist all asshattery, idiocy, and stupidity at once
[_] Shut up and get the hell out
[_] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[_] Actually post something relevant
[_] Read the ****ing TOS
[_] Read the ****ing TOS again
[_] Call Barack Obama and inform him he sucks
[_] Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
[_] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[_] Reach over 9000
[_] Stand in the corner
[_] Sit in the corner wearing a 'Douche' cone hat
[_] Touch yo' mama and say she got the smoothest boobs ever to your dad
[_] Dip your sack in water and then stick it to a frozen telephone pole
[_] Go to your room with no supper
[_] Steal Kirby's steal-proof cake
[_] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[_] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[_] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[_] Boil yourself and be fed to Kirby
[_] Take a bath in bleach
[_] Drink out of a spitoon
[_] Kiss my ass
[_] Bum-puck a dolphin
[_] Help a Blue Whale masturbate
[_] Bring pleasure to a gay monkey and/or lion
[_] Eat my ass
[_] Eat my shorts
[_] Grind a rail on your sack
[_] Get off of my internets
[_] All of the above
[_] All of the above at once
[_] All of the above again
[_] Other (Please specify)

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[_] Fwee
[_] Pweef
[_] Rawr
[_] Go die
[_] I r winar
[_] 1 R 1337
[_] lolpwnt
[_] GG no re
[_] Bite me
[_] i Iz t3h 0wnAg3!11!
[_] Get a life
[_] Me > you
[_] Me > a piece of rock > you
[_] Never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[_] post moar cowbell plz
[_] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[_] NOBODY EXPECTS JINJO
[_] n00b
[_] Go to hell
[_] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Take your **** somewhere else
[_] shut up and get the hell out
[_] You suck again
[_] *fkees*
[_] Learn to post or get the hell out
[_] i (an haz moar cowb3ll and r00t b33r plz?
[_] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] Quit your whining and bake me some ham
[_] kthxbai
[_] lrn2read
[_] DO A BARREL ROLL
[_] :U
[_] OWNED!
[_] PWNED!
[_] OWNED! OWNED!
[_] OWNED! PWNED!
[_] All of the above
[_] Other (Please specify)

Signed:

[_] The commitee for a dumbass-free GFAQs.
[_] The Spanish Inquisition
[_] The French Martyr Society
[_] The Italian Spaghetti cooks
[_] Your mom
[_] Your brain
[_] Jesus
[_] That annoying fat guy from Borat
[_] Baby Jesus
[_] The awesomeness that is, Me
[_] BATMAN!
[_] Hannah Friggin' Montana
[_] Your grandma
[_] Barack Obama
[_] McCain
[_] A lolcat
[_] Hilary Clinton
[_] President Schwarzenegger
[_] Vice President Lennon
[_] C.E.O. of Jonas Brothers Gay Toys
[_] Chuck Norris
[_] Space Alienz
[_] Space Alienz from Mars
[_] A member of Happy Tree Friends
[_] United States of l33tz
[_] The Catholic Church
[_] Willy Wonka
[_] Captain Crunch
[_] Me, you stupid
[_] All of the above
[_] Other (Please specify)