Suggestions? I THINK NOT! What was that? You were what?! z0mG!1!

FOREWORD-

This is random crap, so don't read it if you have no sense of humor.

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What is it Ben? You want me to use the Force? z0mG!1

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ya rly


And now, our special guest, Billy the Goat, from The Robby Ray Hound Show!

Billy: *bleats*
Host: So Billy, how's your ass?
Billy: *bleats painfully*
Host: I'm sure it is, boy. Now tell us something about life, Billy.
Billy: *stands up in two legs while speaking in a deep voice* yo wanna noe hows life lyke, bitch? bend down n den we....start........FRUCKIN'!!!!!!!!

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War.....has changed....
z0mGSoldierz r bringin teh ipodz!1! !1
can i haz ipod?
no u canot haz ipod
y?
cuz u sux!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sad face*


So, we're going to school in a few minutes...
Yeah, we'll meet up there, eh guys?
Sure...
Yup, no problem for me...
Good.....








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GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!

*rides Billy's to school*


k, nao w00t?
i dun noe, haz cookiz?
*grabs cookie*
*breaks cookie in half*
midoinitrite?
ya ur doin it rite
kthxbai


ceiling cat? iz u up ther? can i haz cheezburger? amenthxbai

One day, one fine boy turned out to be a man when he screwed his teacher. The boy was just 9 and the teacher was a hotbabeezzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!! kind of teacher. I wish my teacher was a hot chick that gets horny all the time.

So at my sister's birthday party at Q-Dees, the Pinata was Elmo. And I enjoyed beating the crap outta his broken bits. No kidding....

Charmaine is the best 4 year old I ever met. Ryan, you still babble like a baby, only thing I understood was rubbish when you asked me to throw it away. Nicholas, you have been a bad boy...
*pulls out whip*
Do your stuff now, Zorro...
Ahah, let's not forget Sydnee, one who started it all. Because of this little kid, I get called Uncle Koko, why I do not know why she would call me Uncle-Brother. Yup, Koko is brother is Chinese...
OMG! Haris! Stop biting people for goodness sake! And Hadith, you too! Especially since we only feel wet when you bite cause you have no friggin' teeth! Haris and Hadith are 5 year-olds, darn bastards.

WE. ARE. FA. MI. LY!

Dun, dun, dun dun.....DUN!

Touching your niece's booby!

Dun, dun, dun dun.....DUN!






Now who wants but seckz nao? o_O
o.O
lulzw00t?
What? What did I say that was wrong? m i not smexy enough 4 u guyzzzz????

Ok, now we attack from North-East, then exceed into striking at 7. Clear?
Clear, sir!
Now, any questions?
*lifts arm*
I SAID NO QUESTIONS!
*gets shots*
Now, any more questions??
C'mon now, don't be shy...
*lifts arm slightly*
*gets sliced in half from below*
Ok, now if you all don't mind, what say we all just go and ge-
*interrupts* ALRIGHT CHUMPS LET'S DO THIS! LEEEEROOOYY!!!! JEEEEENKIIIIINNNNNSSSS!!!!

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kthxbai